The 5 Word Story

it fell off…oops.leprosy…

Then Jesus came along and…

Welcome Steve join the nut house…where are you Harry ?

and they all went to

a ■■■■■■■■■■ after dark

taken Missus for a check-up

as they were going in…

past winston cododo the bouncer

He said ‘‘yew aint kumin’’…

I said ya’ wanna’ bet

No Harry thats not correct LOL

And he did all over…

in a motorway service area

with a nice pavement princess

Theresa May-be and Queenie Lizzie

or Juanita off the A5

even her crabs have crabs

claws, after ten pints they…

walked in a straight line

and drove home in the

school bus parked up nearby

When the kids came out