over into Switzerland to avoid
Having to dress as women
so’s they could fiddle tax,
and because they liked being
having honey on their ■■■■■■■■
but the sheep were scared
Hearing the blue vein solo
sausage it was really scary
for the free range Haggis
as Rabbie Burns liked beans
but not on their own
swilled down with a dram
Neeps n tatties in tartan
twas an 8 Yard Kilt
With a sporren to match
His poor Scotch eggs were
slightly moist and going mouldy
so he hung a bell
On his eggs to warn