Before they announce he’s gone
Dr shouted flatline i thought
I thought he’d shouted tautline
but no it was all
that he could give her
Little did they know twoz
( Better now Harry ?)
Ho’way Colin that is six,
in a pack not 12
He had been robbed blind
by the Cunning Stunt aka
the wobbing barsteward he ran
and fell arse over ■■■
Now my pen is broken
he said, and blamed me
for throwing away my banana
that he sat on for
for a little too long
He walked like John Wayne
when getting off his horse
which had hugh saddle bags