The 5 Word Story

and a large cigar please

ALL men, afraid of her :laughing:

would hide because she would …

eat them for breakfast, given

a large portion of

Simon

tripe cabbage so stand clear

especially after beans on toast…

:laughing: :laughing:
The smell was just UNBEARABLE

unless you wore something over …

your nose like Michael Jackson…

who’s nose is plastic, like …

really you cant tell though :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

because it’s almost NON existance :open_mouth: :laughing:

oooops its just fell off :open_mouth:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
NOW he looks the part

someone else palyed in Thriller

was it jimmy “schnozzel” durrante?

With his huge nose stuck …

in a copy of " ■■■■■… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

■■■■■’ magazine, with the pages …