Orinoco! Give me a malteser…
NO CHANCE said uncle bulgaria… 
so he continued picking up
those “nice ladies” whom he
had seen on previous visits …
to the place he called…
“Wonderland” but it was now …
a flat piece of land
and there were NO LADIES… 
But a queue at the …
gents toilets meant that the …
burgers were a bit iffy
so he asked for management…
and out walked our tony
with his mop and bucket
and paperbag over his head …
theres nowt wrong with my
looks at all he said
Picking the wart on his …
bulbous nose, which coincidently had