Except for the piercing screams! 
just what are you piercing
it won’t be brand new
good second hand one ok
likely to be slightly slack
like a shire horses collar
a strap’ll tighten it up
To the desired friction required
just a little tighter please
and the safe word is
please don’t be rough Evil
I can’t think of anything 
why not say summat daft
Didn’t he already do that? 
yes most of the time
harry_gill:
yes most of the time
the three men I admire
this week are as follows
one is Dave the Renegade
yes,sad loss to this
and his camera lady Tracy