The 5 Word Story

Mary Wong from Hong Kong

WHOS FATHER WAS A TONG.

who had very curly hair

round his pair down there

one bigger than the other

TOES AND FEET WERE NEAT

for being both size ten

THEY WERE YING AND YANG,

who ran the curry house

with his twelve sons and

and his two pretty daughter’s

both worked in Nathan road

and they weren’t selling curry

the night Harry Gill called

Harry got what he wanted

full house VD and scar.

and visit to ■■■■ doctor

but he’s never had leprosy

because of his rampant syphilitic.

which he keeps at home