The 5 Word Story

Dave the Renegade:
Worse than other mainstream parties

Labour hate farming and haulage

Tories have run everything down

and a Party Political Broadcast

harry_gill:
and a Party Political Broadcast

by the Scottish National Party

who will do sod all

so it`s :… "Up yer kilt ! "

a place where only fools

would wear or even venture

outside the door in the

haggis breeding season in Scotland

the home of fine whisky

kojack i,ve just had one

and wild cats with clothes

Dave the Renegade:
and wild cats with clothes

that do not fit them

as he sucked his lolly :laughing:

because they are such big

lovers of ill fitting clothes

just like Norman Wisdom who

was as funny as influenza

not a fan then Harry?