The 5 Word Story

like all us proper drivers

in a G-cab Leyland Clydesdale

with a hump in the

middle if you got lucky

If unlucky, a tom tank

Thames Trader is very uncomfortable

unless your in the back

and it’s a comfy curtainsider

with no roping and sheeting

which is something only proper

drivers of times gone can

and driven by Stobbies fairies

who look like green elves

a disgrace to real drivers

jerrikan:
a disgrace to real drivers

They would make good scarecrows

crows just laugh at them

as do most normal people

apart from the weirdo spotters

who peep out of bushes

to frighten their chosen prey