The 5 Word Story

mimic ballerina’s and little elves

in little boots with bells

operating trailers with walking floors

that sometimes tend to stagger

like Cameron with the pig

called Red Boy - Jeremy Corbyn

he’s still alive, pig was’nt

Dave the Renegade:
he’s still alive, pig was’nt

Ah pigs and Diane Abbot

who might be a monk

not with a body like

a bag of gas fittings

or quite possibly an abbess

who has sadly lost her

virginity to a rugby player

who only played for Ireland

once and then they told

him to take up bowls

like Sir Francis Drake did

but he was playing with

his woman putting the cloak