To the club for a …
being emitted by the QE2
to warn some plonker that
surfboarding in a shipping lane
while standing on your head
with your index finger up
a sugar-coated Gregg`s doughnut ring
pint of mackesons best and
Is not the best thing
to use as survival equiptment
when you are being chased
by a big, hairy, ugly
lorry driver in pink wellies
who drives out of London
hoping to find a nice
other pink wellie wearing fairy’s
when you end up in
the s"^t big time as
he comes from backward Radnorshire
And Radnorshire way he came