The 5 Word Story

or that desert island discs

with a tasty female loose

and chasing me all over

the jungle ripping the clothes

which was not very nice

depends who was ripping them

off and what they were

hi viz and wellington boots

plus hard hat and rubber

to look like Village People

a right load of poofs.

that hailed from up near

the Radnorshire outback for old

Dave the Renegade to pursue

being the leader of others

a bug from the jungle…

that were in hot pursuit

during Radnorshires annual Cannonball Run`

in cattle truck full of

glider engines for Mercedes vans