lets go for a swim 
but we dont have costumes…
its ok jordans got inflatables
we will hide behind them…
no sharp object blowout risk
unless a croc enters the…
cave that im hidding in
meanwhile Jenny Bond’s lipstick is
expertly hidden down her knickers… 
Johnny decided to walk out
because he could,nt find it
Ant and Dec wanted Johnny…
to smear marmite all over
someone, to calm his nerves
you either love it or …
you think it tastes like…
except lots of false promises
and pockets full of nothing
And nothing in your pockets
which is a sad fact