or even the keg will
fit on the top bunk
top shelf springs to mind
Yes nice bottle of Jamesons
OK if there’s no scotch
blocks to get in way
or tumble over when ■■■■■■
from eating strong rum truffles
mixed with Kendal mint cake
which is a good combination 
and a side serving of
sherry trifle with double cream
To put over my manboobs
whatever floats ya boat mate
And the boat sailed away
to only quickly run aground
Meanwhile,back at the theatre…
during a performance of the
Queens of the round table
a drunk wandered on stage