like a portion of chips
and chips with mushy peas
or chips with curry sauce
pie and chips with egg
bread and butter cut into
four for the gentle folk
with false teeth which can
be removed to taste the
bit of better butter on
jacket potato with ham salad
or just some cheddar cheese
and a nice strong onion
very tasty and good for
the ladies at arms length
in some cases probably good
idea but if meeting Holly
better keep the spray handy
has she got bad breath 
perhaps her teeth are rotten
could just be her feet