The 5 Word Story

[tango_boy]

no please tell the story

[dave_the_renegade]

once upon a time there

[tango_boy]

was an actress and a

[dexterboy]

Bishop,who met in tescos

[themissus]

browsing the frozen food aisle

[tango_boy]

for something nice to eat

[altitude]

but Tesco’s don’t sell nice

[harry_gill]

so asking a checkout girl

[tango_boy]

what was on the menu

[harry_gill]

she replied there’s nothing doing

[tango_boy]

so sling your hooks you

[dexterboy]

Bishop to girl ,nice melons

[harry_gill]

and they’re not for sale

[dexterboy]

But you can have a feel

[tango_boy]

and see how juicy they

[harry_gill]

have become with man handling

[tango_boy]

them in a circular motion

[dexterboy]

Or a none circular motion

[harry_gill]

tweaking the ends sometimes helps

[dexterboy]

Thanks Harry ,I had forgot