you can’t win them all
you can’t beat that lot
certainly not on bartering Harry
they do attend church though
to take lead off roof
and pilfer the offertory box
which is sacrilege robbing churches
And mugging monks and nuns
as the monk got nun
Go for the collection box
where the vicar keeps his
Large collection of readers wives
along with his beer money
And a pack of cards
and his packet of three
■■■ maniac packet of six
which belonged to the Bishop
Or worse still the archbishop
he would use many more
During meetings with women’s institute