The 5 Word Story

on the big cinema screen

And on a 12"" tv

to view with a telescope

or through the keyhole maybe

Who’s house,could it be

probably belonging to Lloyd Grossman

No,won’t show his house

no problem look at another

mad amazonian women on tour

Stolen mail and a cat

of nine tails with a

Stolen mail and a cat. Who’s house is this It belongs to postman pat

Postman pat with with his…

new shares and P45 lucky

Not to be in jail

for a fourteen word post

who he had met in…

That Jess his cat posted

but in his litter tray.

What a lovely considerate cat