earache, from my other half
You should have stayed single
you can do and live
where you want and with
With who you want to
any time day or night
the world is your oyster
cockles and mussels to you
any which way to start
shelling in all possible directions 
quite plausible I would think
Especially if your a lobster
eating fish, mollusks, other crustaceans
And not a chip insight
just salt and vinegar with
Some mushy peas and spam
swilled down with rough cider
then pebble-dash neighbour`s brick wall 
Jesus ,that was some cider
and a good burp too