like a Bison ,…or Buffalo 
wash your hands int’ Bison,
when you reach Brummie land 
cos’ you can’t int’ Buffalo
( what a load of bull 
)
as the Matador once said
at the annual Spanish Inquisition
Where you’re shot down and
have your castanets taken away
ooh’ that sounds very painful
pillow needed when sitting down
or a soft sprung Bostrum
seat that won’t put you
to yowl out in pain
and hop about like a
a frog after a bonk
like duracell bunnies on heat
after eating a crisp lettuce
or a really orange carrot
with a lot of juice