the poor little
willy got soaked
phone off because
Robk was a
good lad who
didn’t deserve to
be brought into
the conversation, so
stop moaning about
it…anyway…Robk
When someone else
tried to get
pint off bar
without holding it
Went off on
with both hands
It slipped, all
over barmaid`s ■■■■■(cat)
Who bolted off
up a tree