Just in case
R.S.P.C.A. came calling
With No lifejackets
for the turtles ( 
)
doing back stroke 
but not breaststroke ( )
It’s roll over 
)
and get lucky 
Head above water
wearing water wings
Big round goggles
and upright snorkel ( 
)
Taking great care
not to swallow
Ditch Water or
Widescreen TV instead
any tadpoles swimming
of a new
Changing into frogs
and hopping around