the dinner-pot
hunters
Who sneaked around
with Jamie Oliver
Picking out the
feathers and guts
stuffing it with
sage and onion
apricots and apple
and choccy-flavoured orange
Though not mixed
with the gravy
Very small for
It’ll go queer
like Graham Norton
From over at
the Ringpull Inn
at Seldom Herts
See ‘tourist information’
a big hairy
at the local