Tell Me A Story

the dinner-pot hunters

Who sneaked around

with Jamie Oliver

Picking out the

feathers and guts

stuffing it with

sage and onion

apricots and apple

and choccy-flavoured orange

Though not mixed

with the gravy

Very small for

It’ll go queer

like Graham Norton

From over at

the Ringpull Inn

at Seldom Herts

See ‘tourist information’

a big hairy

at the local