Tell Me A Story

[dave_the_renegade]

who drank fastest

[man-tga]

and got drunk

[dave_the_renegade]

on rough cider

[jakdaw]

and pickled eggs

[altitude]

C W M always won

[bonnie_lass]

When he’s thirsty

[man-tga]

But ■■■■’s all

[altitude]

when he’s not

[dave_the_renegade]

at home drinking

[bonnie_lass]

Ramsbottom ale with

[altitude]

Golden Fleece Ale

[bonnie_lass]

and scotch lace

[man-tga]

Cider and Blackcurrent

[bonnie_lass]

before going to

[altitude]

see if he

[hub_reduction]

can see through

[dave_the_renegade]

the 8LXB smoke

[hub_reduction]

from thr BigJ

[man-tga]

Of Myth And

[altitude]

a proper lorry