Tell Me A Story

sort it out

you stupid old

bag of pi$$

bag of what

you heard you

bag of wind

So Off he…

went to think

about Gordon Brown

scotlands laughable cyclops

and ■■■■ Turpins

trusty black steed.

set off to

stuff one into

Mr Gordon Brown.

while he rearranged

David Camerons face

and nick cleggs

dodgy bank account

empty of truth