Tell Me A Story

The Condom worked

if not then

to see if…

old man river

would lend him

two wheel nuts

and spankys head

which he had

for his birthday

Party,with lots…

of balloons and

a big fat

slice of some

of the perks

the banker got

Kicked in the…

ganglys for being

a fiddling git

but he promised

never to do