eddie snax:
Winseer:
damo100480:
I earn £9.25 an hour. On average I book 52. I work about 20. But with nights out and the fact of I don’t do a lot, I’m happy taking home on average £580 a week. I start Sunday afternoon, and finish Thursday before dinner time. I drive approx 1000km a week if I’m lucky.
Your relative pay per hour then - is over £29ph. 
That assumes of course that by “I work about 20” means you are at work 20 hours despite being paid for 52.
If you at work leaning on a broom for the other 32 hours - then I call that still “being at work for 52”.
For hourly rate purposes - your hourly rate is what you get paid for having your time wasted for that amount per week. Hours start when you set off for work really, and end when you walk back in your front door.
Divide the takehome pay by THAT number of hours per week/month and hey presto - you have your REAL hourly rate.
Many are below minimum wage on this basis btw… 
That’s why many CEO’s negotiate “compensation” as opposed to a wage/salary, for themselves they regard their earnings in that manner, as compensation for the time they are losing to the company. Its a shame we the working masses don’t see it the same way.
newmercman:
I don’t give a monkey’s what they call the way they make up my wages, bonuses, night’s out, meal allowance or whatever, as long as I’m happy with the figure that goes in my bank, that’s all that matters, nobody in the pub, petrol station, supermarket or anywhere else I spend my money gives a toss whether it’s hourly pay, night out money or meal allowance, so why should I?
I had this very same argument when a couple off years ago meal allowance was introduced at our place, whether you think it right or wrong, wouldn’t you rather have money in your bank
no brainer to me 
I also think that this business of calling night subsistence, expenses is BS aswel. If you are a Tramper, then with forward planning and the right equipment, you should be able to minimise the cost of working away, to no more than if you were on shift work, therefore eating at home every night, but without the time and expense of commuting.
It’s probably easier to negotiate “compensation” instead of a fixed salary - IF you are already on a self-employed mindset, consider yourself a skilled worker rather than a steering wheel attendant, and, most importantly - The firm would be in deep trouble if you didn’t show for work one day. Fail to turn up at a “too big to care” outfit, and another random bod will just be shoehorned into your job. At a small yard though - “not turning up” could be disasterous for the firm, and thus that firm is going to be a whole lot keener on handing out full time contracts - just to not only get that bum on that seat - but to keep it there. 
What do I want when looking for a job? - UNDER a 48 hour week (I don’t like this pressure to “max out” all the time) and OVER £30,000 in pay for that “shorter” week. Obviously, the shorter the hours or the higher the pay over £30k the better. I would also find a way of factoring in “quality breaks” and the like. A Quality break is one that lasts over an hour, doesn’t get deducted for more than 45 mins max, and you can have your feet under a canteen table within a couple of minutes of putting your digi on break! (If you’re in the middle of nowhere, then a vacant layby becomes more desirable than an ‘open canteen’ btw)
The silly thing is… If one looks at a yard like ND Didcot for example - By enforcing “their” interpretation of H&S so that “drivers cannot remain in their cabs, even with red airlines off” - That can easily amount to 2-4 hours PER VISIT of “being in the cooler wasting your life” instead of living it up in the canteen/rest area or “Being allowed to stay in your cab” to eat a packed lunch, kip, or “read a newspaper” - the official definition of “dispose of your time as you see fit”. In my mind “being in the cooler” doesn’t do that, and you end up leaving the yard tired, bored, and dreadfully ■■■■■■ off. How many times do you see drivers having to “take a 45 outside the gate” because of this H&S jobsworth attitude? Now I’ve been there and done that on agency these past 4 years - I can’t say I am interested in applying for any job that involves submitting to this regime. 