Stupid question.

what if Toby had 20p, but billy wanted to borrow 10p, but toby said he would charge billy 2565% APR, but sarah sucked Toby off for 5p, how much did Toby have after 21 weeks?

the teacher asked my boy"if you have 5 sweets and a muslim asks you for 1, how many do you have.
“5” he replied.

p.s. i did`nt know toby collected stamps

commonrail:
the teacher asked my boy"if you have 5 sweets and a muslim asks you for 1, how many do you have.
“5” he replied.

p.s. i did`nt know toby collected stamps

lick em and sick em

I’m not entirely sure if this figures are right but I think milk Chocolate is approx £1.70 per KG in bulk tank form, with Dark being slightly cheaper and White at around £2 per KG

NickW:
I’m not entirely sure if this figures are right but I think milk Chocolate is approx £1.70 per KG in bulk tank form, with Dark being slightly cheaper and White at around £2 per KG

Racist post IMHO. Extolling white as superior and worth more than dark is just wrong these days. Have we learned nothing and what about the children? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

In Hindsight reading it back would have been clever :wink: What can I say, Kids prefer milk for their Easter eggs and white for the chocolate sheep :wink:

:smiley: :smiley: :slight_smile:

NickW:
I’m not entirely sure if this figures are right but I think milk Chocolate is approx £1.70 per KG in bulk tank form, with Dark being slightly cheaper and White at around £2 per KG

Them prices are a little cheap, talk about 85.000 for a tanker load of Milk chocolate, Dark is more expensive, White is no chocolate.
The price of cocoa beans makes the price of chocolate, against cocoa is sugar and milk relative cheap.

Every bar of chocolate has a glass and a half of milk in it, so you need to work out the SG of Milk

this is not a valid quote anymore, it needs to be The equivalent of 426ml of fresh liquid milk in every 227g of milk chocolate". :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Easy counting as chocolate has an SG of approx 1.2, 22.000ltr will be approx 115.000 nice bars, making some profit to sponsor Constipation Street etc.
But it’s still British so keep eating it by the tanker load.

Red Bull doesn’t get transported in a tanker as such, only as concentrate, the same is for vodka what is mostimes at lethal strength when in a tanker.
The stuff makes your eyes water and brown your trousers :grimacing: :grimacing:

Orange juice is trucked in a thick syrupy state as well,then water added later.

toby1234abc:
Orange juice is trucked in a thick syrupy state as well,then water added later.

Not always, its frozen by -18 in a tanker, but the likes of Tropicana / Minute maid (Pure Squeezed) nothing get taken away, nothing added. so it’s in the tanker as in the box / bottle

Coffeeholic:

peewee:

toby1234abc:
A small can is 75 cl,but they make them bigger all the time,i can see a 5 litre monster can soon,and no sleep for a month.

imagine drinking a tankerful of red bull

Pair it with a tank of vodka and I’ll give it my best shot. :wink:

i would like to see that :smiley: that would a epic video for youtube almost as epic as the norbert driver riding a kids pushbike

limeyphil:
what if Toby had 20p, but billy wanted to borrow 10p, but toby said he would charge billy 2565% APR, but sarah sucked Toby off for 5p, how much did Toby have after 21 weeks?

204.83 pence

TonyS:

limeyphil:
what if Toby had 20p, but billy wanted to borrow 10p, but toby said he would charge billy 2565% APR, but sarah sucked Toby off for 5p, how much did Toby have after 21 weeks?

204.83 pence

no money, sarah was cheap

:smiley: :smiley:

204.83p and a very clean bell end!