This one was already mentioned I think, not sure about picture:
Focus on the web site:
the green and gold heavy haulage trucks from Bolk in almelo - nowt wrong with the name written down but when you ring them, the dutch or maybe local accent means it comes out exactly as “bollock” 
Seen a building van called DYKEs
Theres a firm from York called Yorkshire Curtainsiders and on the back of there vans they have…
Transport
Workers
And
Tautliner
Specialists
Not a company name - but who remembers the sign outside a chinese laundry on the A1 coming out of London?
Splishy Splashee
Cleany Knickee
Velly Quickee
It was on the left just before some traffic lights.
One of the best company names has got to be D(Dave) Goodenough- runs blue Mans out of Swindon.
there is a lift engineering firm called ■■■■ and dunwoody. gives me a smile
south yorks area a while back saw “hancock lubricants”, chuckled for days
NO-ONE TRANSPORT ? WEIRDD
Roger Breaker:
I used to work for a [zb]ing [zb], but he never had it signwritten on the motors
I worked for a couple of those companies to! lol
‘Crazytrucker’
