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Darn it :laughing:

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They over exaggerate things!!

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SCANIA730:
They over exaggerate things!!

So do I, but dont tell the Mrs :blush:

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Had to watch the +1 showing just to see Lisa Kelly’s arse the best part of the show by far

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Now stop it…I’ve missed it :imp: :laughing:

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I actually don’t mind it and Lisa made it defiantly worth the watch but it would be so much better if that tool narrating it would ■■■■ off.

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Apply for the narration job Karl. You’d probably earn more dosh lol

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Yeah that would be an idea I could try and make it captivating enough to keep the kids interested without the over reacting. “But this top gun can’t count his chickens yet, as with minutes to go he responds to a radio message from the gate about a passenger that hasn’t turned up” shock horror what will he do?. My version "as always there’s one who thinks check in times do not apply to them so off with there luggage and whoop there it is, whoop there it is cya!!!?. Or there’s “Ashley is the first to try the DEMON digger and the pressures on when suddenly he’s up to his neck arghhhhhhh” I would prefer “and now kids Ashley gets to have a bash on the goffer” simple but effective :slight_smile:.

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But we need to know about these EPIC 37 mile runs they do. All the way from Appleton into Manchester, and back via somewhere as wild as Trafford Park.

Bell ends.

I am not a man of violence, but could quite happily punch Craig Garside in the face.

If cars cutting in gives you such a huge migraine, block off the right hand lane, knob!

One question from me. Why would you want to come off the artic that delivers the utterly dull train line gravel remover, to learn to drive the utterly dull train line gravel remover■■?

What’s in next week? “Stobart drivers in white van training” Whole new fleet of Sprinters in white, with white body wrap and white STOBART (can’t leave that off) lettering.

Shall we all start calling UTC (or GMT) Zulu time? You know, like we have to call Moffats pigs. Well Andrew Stobart says that’s what they are, and he must be right, even though he can’t even tie a tie up properly

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loadtec lotto:
Lisa Kelly’s arse the best part of the show by far

Wot arse, she ain’t got any, she’s skin & bones…:exclamation:

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Drift:
I saw that bald scottish copper from motorway cops the other day…slightly OT :blush:

I saw the one that nicked the ■■■■■■ mrs driver in hopwood park this summer

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I cannot still work out what the problem was where the car joined lane 1 from lane 2 at the cones because it do not look like it tried to force its way in

I did like the challenge at TF Scotland - I don’t think I could have judged the rear of the bay where the car was being towed out of view of the driver