No, not another reference to Fiona.
Rather a serious question (shock horror)
Been doing some work 2 nights a week for a National company that do overnight deliveries of very high value goods in a 26 tonner, to un-manned warehouses. Basically you get given an access card, codes and keys to get into the warehouses and you tip yourself, normally about 3/4 pallets worth, and the load is very easily nick able, small(ish) items that you could fill a van with several hundred grand’s worth of stuff you could easily flog on the black market. It’s only 5 drops and all done between 1am and 5am
Last Friday night I was doing such a delivery, just opening the rear doors and getting the tail lift down, with the loading bay ramp open on a huge warehouse in a big empty industrial estate miles from anywhere with nobody else within probably a mile.
The loading bay I was backed up next to was the last one in the row, and the corner of the building was about 10 feet away, as the tail lift comes down I hear two voices from just round the corner and one of them says “You F’in whack him, I’ll get the stuff”
Now precisely 3 seconds before I required a change of underpants I grabbed the nearest thing I could, which was a bit of plastic pipe, about 3 feet long I found on the loading dock, and shouted “Anyone comes round the corner and I’ll make sure you don’t leave here alive” now for anyone who hasn’t met me, I’m 5 foot 8, carrying about 2 stone too much and couldn’t look threatening if I tried, let alone holding a bit of plastic pipe on an industrial estate at night.
Thankfully they mistook the tone of my voice for anger rather than “I’m just having a crap in my pants before you kick it out of me” and decided to leg it across the yard and into the night.
Which is good news as they both were far taller than me, more muscular, and carrying crowbars.
Rang the office and the police, which duly took a statement and I went on my way. Now a week on an internal investigation has proved that there’s nothing wrong with the current way of working and it’s safe for all the drivers involved.
I did the run again on Wednesday and have it again Tonight and Monday and quite frankly I’m not looking forward to it.
I asked the police when it happened if there’s anything that I’m (legally) allowed to have about my person for self defence and the answer was a resounding no.
I asked if I was allowed to have a crow bar “For breaking down pallets after a delivery” and their answer was “If you had it on you and there happened to be no pallets around (it was all loose, large boxes, that night) then you’d probably get in trouble”
Do any TNet’ers have any useful advice for legally defending ones-self when the company doesn’t give a ■■■■?
I subscribe to the “I’m not paid as a security guard, take what you want” theory too, but I get the feeling that the two idiots who were after me the other night were more of a “Bash 'is 'ead in first” school of thinking lot.
Anyone had any, non embellished, tales of nasty situations?