There was a wee singer called Gately
Who has’nt been singing much lately,
After a bottle of rum and a **** up his bum,
His trip to the sun ended fatally!
Steven Gately is being buried on his hands & knees so the other members of Boyzone will recognise him
After a wild night of drinking, Steven Gately and his husband decide to play a ■■■ game. Steven says “I’ll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with that new watch you got off Alex Ferguson…”
What is small, brown and very relieved?
Stephen Gately’s gerbil
The Spanish authorities have confirmed Stephen Gately died of natural causes.
Test reveal after a night consuming copious amounts of alcohol and cocaine, he was tied to his bed, dry fisted up the dirtbox then forced to gag on several huge ■■■■■.
So, Naturally, he died.
Lets all stop making Boyzone jokes, after all, I think we say it best…
When we say nothing at all.
What did Stephen Gately’s mother say as his coffin was being lowered into the cold ground?..
That is the cleanest hole he’s been in for a while.
Stephen Gately’s family have requested that no flowers be sent for his funeral, as they are expecting alot of pansies to show up on the day.
