Juddian:
remy:
windrush:
Hasn’t this thread drifted slightly off topic?
My last gaffer (who I knew for many years before I worked for him) told me what the wage structure was, wasn’t bothered if I worked at weekends or not as he didn’t, wasn’t bothered what work I did (I had to find a lot of my own loads anyway) as long as I looked after the truck mechanically. All nice and easy, we both knew where we stood and it was the happiest five years of my working life until sadly he was forced to make me redundant. You have to have a good worker/boss relationship otherwise going to work just becomes a chore and not a pleasurable experience.
Pete.
Well i’ll be buggerd, i enjoy this forum and don’t want to get kicked off for making outlandish or offending statements but are you saying that one should like their job ? You actually mean driving a wagon and enjoying it ?
Don’t you know it’s all about the money these days, you, you, knuckle dragger you

Risking all here
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I like my job, a lot, enjoy going to work, refuse absolutely the insistence of the bloody lorry in controlling itself, i’m in control ta you you box of electronic bloody chips you.
Left alone and trusted to get on with it, no phones perma-ringing, not a pointy shoed gelled hair ■■■■■■■■ talking box ticking specimin to be found in the place, well remunerated and treated with respect, what’s not to like.
Will we get a warning off the mods that unless we take some extra strong depression causing pills we’ll be put on probation or will it be automatic permanent ban 
I broke my arm in a skydiving accident (I fell over whilst watching a friend jump out of a plane, sounds much cooler when I dont explain!) and rather than going on sick with ssp for six weeks, my place offered to train me up in the office. Double bonus, I get paid and they get a trained person to cover the office.
All I can say is what an eye opener. First off, the amount of ■■■■■■■■ and rubbish that comes down from the jag driving gaffers in their ivory towers is unbelievable. All of this gets drip fed down to the drivers via the office, who then get called to ■■■■ by drivers for something which isnt necessarily their fault. Now I knew this went on of course, but not to this extent. EDIT forgot to say, I didn’t realise how beholden to the computer system we are. If the computer says its doable, its doable. If the computer says it has to be done, it has to be done. The computer of course doesnt operate in the real world and doesn’t understand things like traffic jams, road closures or the fact that drivers are human.
Secondly, what a bunch of wet ends we have driving for us. I doubt our yard is unique in this respect because company and agency drivers were exactly the same. With just a few exceptions, drivers needed their hand holding in everything they did. From post codes instead of maps to phone calls saying theres a bridge blocking their way (at least they stopped I suppose) via “theres a bulb out, what do I do”? Obviously there were exceptions, and they weren’t the drivers i expected to be able to work on their own initiative. It took me a while to figure out who I could chuck the keys at and who needed babysitting.
Needless to say, I’m looking forward to getting back in the lorry next week. I guess I really do like my job after all!!