300k for him crying
Traffic Droid:
I think we can safely submit that your news flash is full of fiction and would be thrown out of court… agreed ?Chas:
NEWSFLASHThe Metropolitan Police are seeking an irate 14st trucker after surgery was required to remove a pack of red & yellow cards from an undisclosed orifice of a refugee cyclist.
Det Insp Chisholm of the Met said “We need to find this trucker & we need to find him fast” adding that the public should not approach this suspect unarmed & that the boys from Leytonstone nick would like to buy him a pint in the White Hart anytime after 5pm.
Clearly shows he has no sense of humour