Snack vans thinking they own the layby

Dipper_Dave:

Muckaway:

Dipper_Dave:
I also don’t mind where a ladies fingers have been if shes pretty enough. I would probably pay more if she had been to the loo prior to fulfilling my order.

You like the hairy fish pie?

:slight_smile:, That sounds like a Wolverhampton chat up line, but I have been known to partake in the odd ruff bit off ■■■■…

That chat up line would work in Bilston aswell judging by the sights I see leaving the yard at daft o clock on the weekend lol :smiley:

That road by Wolverhampton a449 I think with the layby’s, was knocked up twice a few years back asking if I wanted the “Juice”.

Daytrunker:

Dipper_Dave:

Muckaway:

Dipper_Dave:
I also don’t mind where a ladies fingers have been if shes pretty enough. I would probably pay more if she had been to the loo prior to fulfilling my order.

You like the hairy fish pie?

:slight_smile:, That sounds like a Wolverhampton chat up line, but I have been known to partake in the odd ruff bit off ■■■■…

That chat up line would work in Bilston aswell judging by the sights I see leaving the yard at daft o clock on the weekend lol :smiley:

Bilston and ruff; Reminds me of that bakery near the railway bridge. We wash our hands before using the toilet there.

Horsley Fields (no really thats the name) used to be a good spot, I got pulled over for kerb crawling with my mates once. Copper gave me a right telling off. I was only 15 at the time so got off fairly lightly to be fair :blush: