r slicker:
whale oil beef hooked was always popular on the back of frigos a while ago. say it fast for the thickos lol
LOL 
Not on a truck, but on a hearse 'Body Parts Available’
Tiger
on the back of a builders van near me being driven by asians. it says " you have had the cowboys now try the indians? 
This says (in Czech): Your ■■■■ is our happiness
Seen on the bulkhead of a tipper visiting work: “Drive it like you stole it!”
i asked my wifes cousin why he called his skip hire company “JELS”?
it’s short for “jim and eddies little skips”. he said.
Big Joe:
Suedehead:
On the back of an effluent tanker - “No jobbie too big”Theres a tanker runs around my area,
‘‘We’re number one for your number twos’’
Also written on the back of a farm contractors slurry tank I moved
‘‘Cows dump it, we pump it’’
An ex employer of mine still runs with these slogans on his vac tanks “You dump we pump” and “motion in lotion” and when my freshly painted FM came home he said i could have what ever i wanted written on it. So i went along and had “TURDTROTTER” written accross the topside. Its stilll there to this day.
There is a Iveco 7,5t box wagon from Suffolk, painted pink and on the back door it has the owner of the firm, sitting in a chair with the caption “if you can buy the same furniture quility as mine, cheaper then buy it”
On one of our livehaul trailers somebody wrote “poultry in motion” 
The firm that hauls the chicken litter off our farms has written on the ro-ro bins “where you bin?”
And i,ve got written on the back of my trailer “if you cant see my mirrors–dont worry as i dont bother using them!!!” 
There’s a Hovis one i see on the M25 quite often, but i cant bloody remember what it is.
Hovis Crap or something along those lines.
Not th best story i’ve ever told i know 
Someone help me 
r slicker:
whale oil beef hooked was always popular on the back of frigos a while ago. say it fast for the thickos lol
On a Sunday morning here in Norfolk the local BBC station plays treasure quest. Based on the TV show Treasure Hunt.
It had been about 10 or 15 minutes since the clue was read out and no one had called in with a location.
All of a sudden the presenter says I’ve had an email but not sure how it will help us.
The email read, as above, Whale Oil Beef Hooked. He read it four times before there was a loud shout from the producer and a quick cut to a record.
He’s still got his job too.
Big Joe:
Suedehead:
On the back of an effluent tanker - “No jobbie too big”Theres a tanker runs around my area,
‘‘We’re number one for your number twos’’
Youve probably seen at the Stockyard (the owner) Trev pottss green T cab scania trucks
1 is labeled “Mr whiffy”
How about acronms:
DHL (supply chain) = Day & a Half late.
DHL (parcels & home Delivery) Drop it, Hit it, Loose it
I like the slogan on the side of Iceland trailers…“life’s to short to chop carrots”. Its kinda funny after you’ve sat in one of their DC’s for four hours waiting to get unloaded and you’re looking at it
My favorite one was on a welsh container wagon in Soton docks
on the back of the cab was written
“we may shag em but you eat em” next to a picture of a sheep
Semtex:
My favorite one was on a welsh container wagon in Soton dockson the back of the cab was written
“we may shag em but you eat em” next to a picture of a sheep
would that be this one?
viewtopic.php?f=28&t=48641&p=557836&hilit=+rear+cab+phrases#p557836
on the back of one of Don Hunters old motors…“Monday to Thursday Locals…Friday…On a mission”
shuttlespanker:
Semtex:
My favorite one was on a welsh container wagon in Soton dockson the back of the cab was written
“we may shag em but you eat em” next to a picture of a sheep
would that be this one?
viewtopic.php?f=28&t=48641&p=557836&hilit=+rear+cab+phrases#p557836
Thats him
Semtex:
shuttlespanker:
Semtex:
My favorite one was on a welsh container wagon in Soton dockson the back of the cab was written
“we may shag em but you eat em” next to a picture of a sheep
would that be this one?
viewtopic.php?f=28&t=48641&p=557836&hilit=+rear+cab+phrases#p557836
Thats him
he was parked in the next slot to me at Thamesport a while ago 
Rear of our Concrete Crusher lorry;
" WERE COMIN TO CRUSH YOUR ROCKS "
Rear of one of our Driveway construction transits;
" Get laid by us "
“For the best ERECTIONS around!”
Seen a few years ago on a scaffolding wagon.