Chipboard sideskirts… 
I can just see that being the next big thing with the tangs! I’m phoning Kelsa first thing tomorrow
AndrewG:
A plastic ERF with a wood grain finish…
It simply does not get better than that…
I’ve got a pile of cardboard boxes in my cupboard you can have, some of them have quite thick walls. Bit of varnish should see them last a while…
Go for a Tudor effect like James mays house car 