Needs a lid before some ragamuffin has it away with the shopping.
“Will Bert make it to the shops for his copy of Yours before it rains?”
“Next week; Bert gets a visit from two men offering to tarmac his drive for £100.”
is this just dedicated to tesco work? 
"Bert has arrived at the post office but there’s a backog of people all waiting to unload parcels being exported across the world to grandkids they’ve never net.
If he doesn’t get away soon, he wont get to Boots for his wifes’ prescription and will be rejected by Doris… "