Christ have you not been on tinder or the likes?
before stalking people on websites? 
I had a nice woman in an Audi overtake me last week, don’t know if she is married or not but can someone send me her address so I can send some flowers and a card? Christ on a bike how stalkery does that sound?
3 wheeler:
Long Blonde/ Ginger hair driving a Stralis on a 60 plate with a plain white box trailer ?
If so its my kid sis who is near 45 and looks 30.
Her hubby will gladly pass your details on …to whichever undertaker you like.
Sounds familiar (30 is a bit of a stretch though) , to be fair she never told me she was married and I didnt really care.