Evil8Beezle:
Well I wasn’t expecting this when I opened the thread!
I think all we are missing is a bit of discussion on sanitary products.Robroy - Just make do with that laminated ginger pic!
Mate…That pic I saw (of you 
) is an eternal scar on my mind. 
Feel sorry for the guy who opened the thread and he is British. Cant imagine the bombardment if I(EE) open similar thread 
We need to get back on thread for benefit of o/p., and to regain some credibility for Trucknet. (Serious face on)
Here are a few suggestions.:
W.H. Malcolm.
Stuart Nichol.
Stobarts.
Pollocks.
Craibs
Top Tip…Just do not supplement your application with any ■■■■ pics, it may compromise your chances of employment. 
You’re welcome. 
robroy:
We need to get back on thread for benefit of o/p., and to regain some credibility for Trucknet. (Serious face on)
Here are a few suggestions.:W.H. Malcolm.
Stuart Nichol.
Stobarts.
Pollocks.
CraibsTop Tip…Just do not supplement your application with any ■■■■ pics, it may compromise your chances of employment.
You’re welcome.
+1
Time to get serious.
Also try
Hampton’s
Tallywackers
Todgers Logistics
Ringpeice & Co (bit of a hard one to get into)
Stobarts (always worth a double mention)
■■■■ pics quite beneficial for most of these.
robroy:
We need to get back on thread for benefit of o/p., and to regain some credibility for Trucknet. (Serious face on)
I think that ship sailed about halfway down the first page!
another one bites the dust!
Alcohol + boredom + weekend. (a)
Frustration (often ■■■■■■) + mischief. (b)
(a)+(b)= TNUK thread. Big shout out for the sending of ■■■■■ pics. I suppose you also reckon your Dad is the hardest too?
The-Snowman:
I can imagine the OPs face when he logs on to check his thread and says “Wow, 2 pages? Should be some helpful posts in here. What the hell…?”
. The weird and wonderful world of interwebland.
Haven’t we gone just a little bit off-topic ■■
Geoffo:
Haven’t we gone just a little bit off-topic ■■
Yeah,great innit! Beats the usual 5 pages of mind numbingly boring tacho analysts, people asking what the T+C’s are like at Joe Bloggs Haulage and being answered by someone who’s wifes uncle’s brother’s next door neighbour but one worked there years ago when they were driving thatched roofed Leylands and it was alright then, anything involving Carryfast ,Stobart threads ,Immigrant , how much you should get out of bed for…etc etc etc
Cheers for the replies! Well most of them
gooddriver:
Cheers for the replies! Well most of them
No thank you sir, I’ve laughed so much I nearly crashed me ■■■■.
gooddriver:
Cheers for the replies! Well most of them
We’re always here to help, keep in touch
GOG47:
Can I just say that this is one of the best threads I’ve seen on here in weeks.ps I’m neither gay or funny before anyone starts
Aye certainly not funny.
Unique selling point? Ex driver. Now teaboy?
In fact sorry. Please come back to the driving. Your replacement has as much charisma as a used teabag.
Dipper_Dave:
gooddriver:
Cheers for the replies! Well most of themNo thank you sir, I’ve laughed so much I nearly crashed me ■■■■.
How do you crash a pack of tabs?
Wrong filter lane.
i thought a barnsley lad would have known crashing the ■■■■ means handing them round ( a little known phenomenon in yorkshire ) . the price of them now though it doesn’t happen often .
Contraflow:
merc0447:
No but you have this magical way of dropping the fact you’re in some bloody boat in every thread.That’s his unique selling point. When you’re lacking in the personality department, you need something to make you stand out from the crowd.
Raymundo; sailor on a lorry driver’s forum.
Freight Dog; pilot on a lorry driver’s forum.
Pimpdaddy; dole scrounging scumbag on a lorry driver’s forum.Etc etc.
Ha! I was trying to find an old post of mine to see what response Rjan put and saw I’d made your list. Can’t see what I’ve done to get under your skin. Made me smile.
Well to be fair, when I joined I was a lorry driver. I lost my old login in 2002 when it stopped being the “truckers round table” or something like that. I like haulage (it runs in the blood) and lorries so enjoyed the chat on trucknet. Speaking of personality you seem a bit of a cardboard cut out. All you do is come on with one liners trying your best to be dry and catty and that’s it. Not much of a 3 dimension to your online persona yourself really is it?
Odd you’ve bundled myself and Ray with pimpdaddy who was a troll who’s only enjoyment on trucknet was to constantly criticise people and ■■■■■ in posts. Not dissimilar to you then I suppose? I’ve never called you out for it though. More of a live and let live bloke myself when it comes to trucknet users. Whatever gets you through life 
Contraflow:
merc0447:
No but you have this magical way of dropping the fact you’re in some bloody boat in every thread.That’s his unique selling point. When you’re lacking in the personality department, you need something to make you stand out from the crowd.
Raymundo; sailor on a lorry driver’s forum.
Freight Dog; pilot on a lorry driver’s forum.
Pimpdaddy; dole scrounging scumbag on a lorry driver’s forum.Etc etc.
Don’t forget Richard Heads that think they are funny when they’re clearly not. Yes YOU.
