Saviem:
Evening all, bma, beautiful drawing of the best Saviem that Britain never had, the PS30, with MAN 6cylinder power…but the UK had the “fat lady” Berliet TR280…266 horses…but with short legs!!
Now this cabinet…Fergie is obviously Minister of Brothels…and by his efforts will boost the export efforts of Hull`s caravan builders…but they must order more pink paint…
bma, without doubt will be Minister of Art and Culture…and France has much Culture…wear your flip flops in the shower
Johnnie…Minister of Transport…real experience of Exceptionel…and if you have seen the circuitous routes demanded of our heavier bretherin…then you would be full of admiration for their skills…
Now rigsby, truly a man of leisure…so he must acquit himself well as Minister of works!
Buzzer, with his Equine interests…and a muck fork on his Massey…well he has to be a cert for Minister of Agriculture!
But who will deal with Foreign Affairs…all those long legged beauties from around the world
Let alone Home Affairs…(oh the present encumbant of the Elysee seems to have been cought out on that one…as did the last resident)
Ah but there are so many more positions…
Ideas Gentlemen please…
Cheerio for now.
In fact the various contributors to this soon-to-be-nominated cabinet have convinced me that contrary to my earlier convictions I should engage into politics and apply for a position in this government.
It is my heartfelt wish to serve under our charismatic leader Monsieur John SAVIEM, who for the first time and very courageously submitted himself to the inquisitive eyes of the French media - who so mercilessly treated his predecessor François Hollande who in fact was only perpetuating France’s presidential tradition in the most loyal manner.
His first public appearance was caught on France’s prominent channel France 2 during an interview:
However Candidate SAVIEM’s Public Relations advisory Team recommended he modify his approach somewhat.
Reports have it that he has now elaborated his communication strategy to the finest detail, in line with his motto “the ordinary people’s president”.
Seen here on his first public TV debate against his communist opponent Monsieur Georges Marchais.
Monsieur Saviem, please hereby receive my formal application to the position of
“Secrétaire d’État aux affaires viticoles et au redressement alcoolémique”.
In close subordination to our Minister of Food&Drink Monsieur MaggieD, I am proposing the following measures:
- re-instating cross-channel trade relationships: all Routiers to be fitted with automatic Whiskey and Pimms dispensers along with a wide offering of red and white vino, aiming to foster greater collaboration and cultural awareness with our British partners.
- Recent scientific research has demonstrated the mind-enhancing properties of a variety of our local beverages which have suffered undue negative publicity from the health lobby and other types of reprobate treehuggers. As such, I am proposing to introduce a mandatory absorption of no less then two (2) glasses of pernod-ricard prior to the day’s work, in line with the National Railway’s below prescription:
- Rather than focusing exclusively on our iconic wines, the breadth of our alcoholic beverage offering should be promoted to its full potential. Monsieur Fergie sits on vast untapped potential of the local “Chuchen” which the French Brittons are so fond of. Let’s also not forget Monsieur Michel whose native Region is famous for its Mirabelle brandy. Or think or Monsieur Heraultais who sits right on France greatest recent miracle - the Languedoc wines.
We already have a quality control Team to be ‘orse-carted around by buzzer our in-house easy rider and his stable of stallions such as Messieurs ROF, Sammyopisite, Henry Gilles, and any other willing and able contributors.
I believe we have a robust governance Team lined up Mister Président, up to you to lead this first cabinet to unprecedented international prestige.
