Samantha (face like a) brick

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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dukeofdirt:

mutley:
With a forehead that big she’d get a part in star trek

Forehead! Fivehead more like.

That’s inflation for you!
:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

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MADBAZ:
On the pillowcase scale she’s a 1.

Is that a number one, or a single tally stroke suggesting you’ve already 'ad 'er? :open_mouth:

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The best score on the pillowcase scale is a 0, with 2 being the worst, ie: you use 2 pillowcases over her face just in case one falls off.

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Happydaze:

gadge:
i wdnt ride that into battle… :smiley:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Fair play to ya mate, I haven’t heard that saying in about ten years!

Genuine lol moment! :laughing:

:smiley: :smiley: always a good one ,lol

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redbob:
It was on the Jeremy Vine show today. I’ve seen better lookin Tar Boilers.

I just nearly ■■■■■■ myself :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

So… is that what all the fuss is about, dont flatter yaself ya silly ■■■■■!
I turned down better than that when i was 18 and that was sayin something! :unamused:

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Apparently she came second in a beauty contest.
It was won by a pig :laughing:

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another bimbo thats got a face like its been set on fire and put out with a spade :imp:

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There’s nicer looking women working at Wilkos Torquay (3 of them actually!) :wink: