Roadside café owner demands lorry driver PUNCHES him

robroy:

TiredAndEmotional:
I had the one on the A11, Carls burgers, march up to to me and demand I move when I was having a 45 as he reckoned I was stopping passing traffic from seeing him. I suggested in future he parked his salmonella wagon in the spot I was taking if that was the case, first berth in the layby. It’s not rocket science… :grimacing:

I was parked up at Dragonville estate ?, (the one with the big Asda opposite) near Durham one night.
I got up next morning, and was getting a quick wash in the cab and a cup of tea, got a knock off this guy looking a bit ■■■■■■ off, telling me I HAD to move as I was parked on his pitch.
I told him I did not HAVE to do anything and to go and [zb] himself…thing is I only was going to be about 5 mins, and if he had asked me a bit more politely I would have told him this.
Anyway me being me I sat another 20 mins, and made him wait, put key in, and…flat battery. :unamused:
I got out and said, ‘‘Hard luck mate she won’t start’’
Got another knock from him 2 mins later, looked out and he was holding a set of jump leads. :smiley:
He got me started and I had to eat a [zb] big chunk of Humble pie, and thank him. :blush:
Was at the same place a few nights later, but parked just behind ‘‘his’’ pitch this time…he even gave me a wave next morning, so I bought a cup of coffee from him :smiley: …I don’t think that he spat in it btw. :laughing:

That humble pie never gets any better! :grimacing: