“dads pad when mums mad” seems to be quite popular.
As seen on a scanny v8 “if you dont want to be late get a V8”
As it said on my old foden 450cat “if it aint flyin i aint tryin”
hiya,
chalked in the muck on the back of white van man “i’ve got lipstick on my d######k”
thanks harry long retired.
Seen this in the STATE’S
Saw this on the M25 today, its one of S.A Smith’s Heavy Haulage Lot
500 horses but only one jockey
nick2008:
Seen this in the STATE’S
you’d just have to scrawl underneath ‘so keep your elbows in’ 
Saw ‘Home is where you park it!’ on the back of an Olympic a while back.
on the back of a TGA XXL from Wales
shuttlespanker:
on the back of a TGA XXL from Wales
pure qaulity could even mistaken for a truck from Aberdeen …
man-tga:
shuttlespanker:
on the back of a TGA XXL from Wales
pure qaulity could even mistaken for a truck from Aberdeen …
hiya,
fantastic but am i wrong thinking that it should read EWE .
thanks harry long retired.
if its got ■■■■ or wheels it will cost u money
If it flys [ZB] or floats: RENT IT !!!
( no stars allowed ) jd
BOYLE AIRBRUSHED R580…
…“Drive it like you’re late for Mass!”
QUALITY IRISH HUMOUR!
1-Where theres smoke theres poke.(Actros)
2-Ive tried the rest and this is the best(on a volvo)
and my favourite
3-Child to mother “Is daddy dead mammy”
Mother “No son ,he’s just dring for Gerry Mac” 
(on a MAN)
nor on a truck but on a rear window sticker on a car this morning…
GOD DOES’NT BELIEVE IN … ATHEIST’S …
made me laugh… 
hiya,
did a bit of tanker driving for bayfords of leeds in the early 70s,regularly written in the muck on the back of the tank was BULK CURRY FOR BRADFORD.
thanks harry long retired.
on the back of kingys 620
who says size doesnt mater
I saw “There is only one tool left in this cab overnight” on the back of a daf…
on the back of ALASDAIR’S daf who drives for D.STEVENS
