corij:
i think i read that pilots are plumbed into a funnel +pipe when they set off , so why not me
Because you can stop at the next layby, services or junction when you need a ■■■■. Military pilots (not airline pilots who can use the same toilets as the rest of the crew) are strapped in and can’t move from their seat between takeoff and landing. Same goes for astronauts on space walks, they can’t just unzip their spacesuit in zero atmosphere.
This is very very funny, do you not think maybe the poster is bantering?! roll:
Freight Dog:
This is very very funny, do you not think maybe the poster is bantering?! roll:
Thats what I thought but apparently its much more accepted to have a go at him rather than have a laugh about it : 
Glen A9:
corij:
i think i read that pilots are plumbed into a funnel +pipe when they set off , so why not meBecause you can stop at the next layby, services or junction when you need a ■■■■. Military pilots (not airline pilots who can use the same toilets as the rest of the crew) are strapped in and can’t move from their seat between takeoff and landing. Same goes for astronauts on space walks, they can’t just unzip their spacesuit in zero atmosphere.
I know of quite a few rdc`s that have lots of space cadets and zero atmosphere - probably explains why they smell of pee!! 
Stop, get out have a walk across the lorry park, get some fresh air stretch your legs, go indoors to the toilet and do what you need to do, have a nice stroll back and away you go.
Much better for you, and these days I don`t think its acceptable behaviour to be weeing all over the place. I think its very demeaning. But maybe thats just me. Anyway good luck with the pipe.
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Glen A9:
corij:
i think i read that pilots are plumbed into a funnel +pipe when they set off , so why not meBecause you can stop at the next layby, services or junction when you need a ■■■■. Military pilots (not airline pilots who can use the same toilets as the rest of the crew) are strapped in and can’t move from their seat between takeoff and landing. Same goes for astronauts on space walks, they can’t just unzip their spacesuit in zero atmosphere.
I know of quite a few rdc`s that have lots of space cadets and zero atmosphere - probably explains why they smell of pee!!
People or premises? 
cheekymonkey:
Stop, get out have a walk across the lorry park, get some fresh air stretch your legs, go indoors to the toilet and do what you need to do, have a nice stroll back and away you go.Much better for you, and these days I don`t think its acceptable behaviour to be weeing all over the place. I think its very demeaning. But maybe thats just me. Anyway good luck with the pipe.
demeaning to who?
theres something satisfying about leaving “scent”, marking territory . you might laugh but its a primeval urge when you start to think about it. i dont got to any RDC but over time you could certainly make your presence known
why don’t you just use a welly boot,and lob it…Robinsons orange bottles are quite neat for getting your japs eye in,with the advantage of being a handy size when doing a bombing run on the corridor…
corij:
theres something satisfying about leaving “scent”, marking territory . you might laugh but its a primeval urge when you start to think about it. i dont got to any RDC but over time you could certainly make your presence known
Yes, if you are ‘primeval’ yourself and live in a cave I suppose there is…
Freight Dog:
Contraflow:
the maoster:
The whole forum has thrown a hissy fit CF. I blame that bloody Kim Jong whatshisface.Did somebody criticise the Supreme Leader? Has he got a funnel or something?
Since you use the words “Supreme Leader” -a term far too respectful, I’m forced to think your account has been hacked. Is that you Kim? You’ve got to stop this. Put down the keyboard and sort your country out.
a very good point is CF actually the supreme leader has anyone actually seen a smoking monkey driving along?
the plot thickens am off to report my findings to the CIA.
and your gaffer will approve if you drill a hole for said pipe through the floor of his unit?
I don’t need a tube, just leave it dangling into a welly boot 
yoyo5:
I don’t need a tube, just leave it dangling into a welly boot
I just dangle mine out the window 
or go the whole hog and cut a hole in the floor so you don’t have to stop when double manned…and watch the sht hit the fan so to speak. This was tried over here by certain ethnics until the DOT decided it was a bio hazard and put the dirty … off the road ,poor mechanics.
and peeing through a pipe through the door was well known by folk that worked on highway jobs ,all you heard was a shout and duck behind a motor as the buses wi a yellow spray flew past.
When desperate I just pee into the drivers footwell, admittedly a dribble or two goes on the seat / steering column / sunvisor (when aroused) but I do clean it once a week with a wetwipe before anyone accuses me of being a dirty bugger.
cant you just tie a knot in it?
war1974:
cant you just tie a knot in it?
Are you able to tie a knot in yours?
Show off!
I hope never to have to share a unit with some ■■■■■■ that thinks this is a good idea.
happysack:
I hope never to have to share a unit with some ■■■■■■ that thinks this is a good idea.
I once read on here that there is no difference between a driver and a ■■■■■■ ?
yoyo5:
happysack:
I hope never to have to share a unit with some ■■■■■■ that thinks this is a good idea.I once read on here that there is no difference between a driver and a ■■■■■■ ?
Only the ones that think the OP was actually serious when he posted this and isnt laughing his ■■■ off somewhere right now