Socketset:
Get into your allocated bus at 5am and drive off down the road and round the corner. At a suitable spot, park up, apply handbrake and footbrake, bung it in Drive and nail the throttle to the boards - by the time you’ve finished reading the Sun everything will be well toastie.I know this to be a fact coz in a previous life I used to contract to Voith Transmissions doing repairs and remedial work at most of the garages in London.
Would imagine you were quite a busy guy if that kind of thing was going on. Abuse, nothing more, no wonder a London bus catches fire every now and then!!
