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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
1961

Norman Ingram:
Dave, don’t worry about it , you have to get buried sometime. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or is it your fear, someone may do it before your ready to go! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Nobody will legally bury me Norm.Its down in black & white…through the fire for me,anthracite or whatever they use. There are a few that would probably like to hang me.But they ain’t tough enough. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

1962

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, don’t worry about it , you have to get buried sometime. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or is it your fear, someone may do it before your ready to go! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Nobody will legally bury me Norm.Its down in black & white…through the fire for me,anthracite or whatever they use. There are a few that would probably like to hang me.But they ain’t tough enough. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

A few that would like to hang me as well but think I will just be burned ( kids just want to put me on the compost heap or burrie me in the back garden nowt fancy )

1963

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, don’t worry about it , you have to get buried sometime. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or is it your fear, someone may do it before your ready to go! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Nobody will legally bury me Norm.Its down in black & white…through the fire for me,anthracite or whatever they use. There are a few that would probably like to hang me.But they ain’t tough enough. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

A few that would like to hang me as well but think I will just be burned ( kids just want to put me on the compost heap or burrie me in the back garden nowt fancy )

As long as they don’t bury you the wrong way up Ang and use as a place to park the bike. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

1964

Well Ang & Dave I have already got my plot paid for, and when I’m in it, whoe betide the yobbo’s who touch my head stone, I will rise and haunt them the rest of their lives, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just like I am right now! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Howllllllll

1965

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, don’t worry about it , you have to get buried sometime. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or is it your fear, someone may do it before your ready to go! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Nobody will legally bury me Norm.Its down in black & white…through the fire for me,anthracite or whatever they use. There are a few that would probably like to hang me.But they ain’t tough enough. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

A few that would like to hang me as well but think I will just be burned ( kids just want to put me on the compost heap or burrie me in the back garden nowt fancy )

As long as they don’t bury you the wrong way up Ang and use as a place to park the bike. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Not bothered which way round as I wont know & dont really care :laughing: :laughing:

1966

Norman Ingram:
Well Ang & Dave I have already got my plot paid for, and when I’m in it, whoe betide the yobbo’s who touch my head stone, I will rise and haunt them the rest of their lives, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just like I am right now! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Howllllllll

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1967

Norman Ingram:
Well Ang & Dave I have already got my plot paid for, and when I’m in it, whoe betide the yobbo’s who touch my head stone, I will rise and haunt them the rest of their lives, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just like I am right now! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Howllllllll

Are you going to be a ghost rider in the sky Norm yippee yi yay. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

1968

Yes Dave, I would have thought Ang would have liked to go out showing her best features, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: then again, I have never been with Ang to know her best features. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

1969

From the pics I’ve seen Norm,she looks tasty. :wink:

1970

hiya,
All our Ang’s features are OK believe me, she’s a living doll,
now if I was a million years younger.
thanks harry, long retired.

1971

harry_gill:
hiya,
All our Ang’s features are OK believe me, she’s a living doll,
now if I was a million years younger.
thanks harry, long retired.

With quotes like that Harry,you could still pull her,if you could get away with it.
Cheers Dave.

1972

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
All our Ang’s features are OK believe me, she’s a living doll,
now if I was a million years younger.
thanks harry, long retired.

With quotes like that Harry,you could still pull her,if you could get away with it.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I don’t push my luck Dave not quite ready to be thrown over the
arse end of an ocean going trawler, not today anyway.
thanks harry, long retired.

1973

Yes Dave, he is a bit of a smoothy. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I was going to say I am too young for Ang, for as stated before I am "Peter Pan " of the lorrydrivers for I never grew up! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So a mature ■■■■ women would scare me to death, :blush: :blush: :blush: I do hope you believe me, :wink: :wink: :wink: I wouldn’t if I was you. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1974

The Peter Pan bit I believe Norm.Is it Harry’s birthday today as he doesn’t want to get thrown over the trawler today :question:

1975

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave, he is a bit of a smoothy. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I was going to say I am too young for Ang, for as stated before I am "Peter Pan " of the lorrydrivers for I never grew up! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So a mature ■■■■ women would scare me to death, :blush: :blush: :blush: I do hope you believe me, :wink: :wink: :wink: I wouldn’t if I was you. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norman Norman, :laughing: Peter Pan indeed, more like Peter O’Toole. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

1976

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave, he is a bit of a smoothy. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I was going to say I am too young for Ang, for as stated before I am "Peter Pan " of the lorrydrivers for I never grew up! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So a mature ■■■■ women would scare me to death, :blush: :blush: :blush: I do hope you believe me, :wink: :wink: :wink: I wouldn’t if I was you. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norman Norman, :laughing: Peter Pan indeed, more like Peter O’Toole. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

He will be getting the frying pan Harry if his missus reads his posts. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

1977

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave, he is a bit of a smoothy. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I was going to say I am too young for Ang, for as stated before I am "Peter Pan " of the lorrydrivers for I never grew up! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So a mature ■■■■ women would scare me to death, :blush: :blush: :blush: I do hope you believe me, :wink: :wink: :wink: I wouldn’t if I was you. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norman Norman, :laughing: Peter Pan indeed, more like Peter O’Toole. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

He will be getting the frying pan Harry if his missus reads his posts. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
When I used to speak to our Norm on Skype before the sound went on my
computer I used to see “The Colleen” hovering in the background He’ll get
more than the frying pan if ever she gets close enough to read what he’s
been putting on here.
thanks harry, long retired.

1978

He will be getting the frying pan Harry if his missus reads his posts. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.
[/quote]
hiya,
When I used to speak to our Norm on Skype before the sound went on my
computer I used to see “The Colleen” hovering in the background He’ll get
more than the frying pan if ever she gets close enough to read what he’s
been putting on here.
thanks harry, long retired.
[/quote]
He seems to have gone off the forum Harry,perhaps she’s rumbled him :exclamation: :laughing:

1979

Dave the Renegade:
He will be getting the frying pan Harry if his missus reads his posts. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
When I used to speak to our Norm on Skype before the sound went on my
computer I used to see “The Colleen” hovering in the background He’ll get
more than the frying pan if ever she gets close enough to read what he’s
been putting on here.
thanks harry, long retired.
[/quote]
He seems to have gone off the forum Harry,perhaps she’s rumbled him :exclamation: :laughing:
[/quote]
hiya,
If ever he does get rumbled Dave, I would love to be a fly on his conservatory
window, I’d dash back home to report his passing.
thanks harry, long retired.

1980

hiya,
If ever he does get rumbled Dave, I would love to be a fly on his conservatory
window, I’d dash back home to report his passing.
thanks harry, long retired.
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I think he might just survive Harry.He would come out with some tale about being disorientated from all the time he spent in the Desert.
Cheers Dave.