Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

Had a mate on Carlsberg in the 80’s had both knee’s done on Bupa, they was poor due to football, he was in his 40’s and he is still doing a allotment now. My wife had her right knee done, and was going down town shopping after two weeks, but she excercised next day after the op.

Anybody had a shoulder done./I could do with my right shoulder sorting.I broke it in two places and dislocated it in my accident.Could do with getting a new one…Perhaps I won’t bother.But might ask next time I have a review. :unamused: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Dave you should be able to get one of those easy, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: for I have seen plenty of them on the motorways, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but those are hard ones, :wink: :wink: :wink: but knowing you, you want soft ones to have young ladies to cry on. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Norman Ingram:
Dave you should be able to get one of those easy, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: for I have seen plenty of them on the motorways, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but those are hard ones, :wink: :wink: :wink: but knowing you, you want soft ones to have young ladies to cry on. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Good idea Norm.I shall send a request to the ministry of transport for a new hard shoulder.Especially reinforced for ladies to rest their heads on. :wink: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Talking about shoulders Dave ive just had cortizone in one of mine ,worked a treat,things wear out when you are getting on a bit.Birthday tomorrow 73 not quite as old as Harry yet.Cheers Ted.

toxic gas man:
Talking about shoulders Dave ive just had cortizone in one of mine ,worked a treat,things wear out when you are getting on a bit.Birthday tomorrow 73 not quite as old as Harry yet.Cheers Ted.

Hi Ted,
I had a cortisone injection in my shoulder years ago.In my case it didn’t make any difference.I think I damaged the ball and socket to much.I think I will see a consultant about it.
Cheers Dave.

Mate from bowling,has just packed up, for he injuried his hip, falling over a cone, and now feels a twinge when he bends and bowls, the ball part has worn, and they fill in with crock type material, and warned him that another accident and he will be in a wheel chair, well he is almost 80, and he fell over a cone when come out from the Saint;s rugby team. I did make him laugh before he went, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I said Lorr don’t have another accident playing snooker or you will be " Crocked". :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

As I said Norm an orthopaedic surgeon is the man to talk to regarding my shoulder.Probably say not a lot he can do.But if I don’t ask I won’t know. :cry: :laughing: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
As I said Norm an orthopaedic surgeon is the man to talk to regarding my shoulder.Probably say not a lot he can do.But if I don’t ask I won’t know. :cry: :laughing: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I ask myself who will shouider the blame :question: if you don’t get the right information! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:
As I said Norm an orthopaedic surgeon is the man to talk to regarding my shoulder.Probably say not a lot he can do.But if I don’t ask I won’t know. :cry: :laughing: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I ask myself who will shouider the blame :question: if you don’t get the right information! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yes Norm the old one’s are the best. :wink: I’ll get the information,possibly what I don’t want.
Cheers Dave.

Hope the op went well there was a post in the Family & health froum that "The Bear " done as he had is knee done last year

Can I now be called a proper driver since I went to Romania without a sat nav phone or map just a list of collection addresses & found my way round

animal:
Hope the op went well there was a post in the Family & health froum that "The Bear " done as he had is knee done last year

Can I now be called a proper driver since I went to Romania without a sat nav phone or map just a list of collection addresses & found my way round

I thought you had gone missing Ang. You must have been guided by the moon and the stars like the cowboys. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Ang you could have said you was going, you could have taken me, and I could have seen my old haunts! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You wouldn’t want Norm haunting you would you Ang :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

How do you know Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang might like a tingling down her spine! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Now to something more serious, young lady lorry driver age 21 from Ireland driving for Montgomery refrigeration, crashed into a broken down car on the hardshoulder of the M1 between J16 & 15a at 6.20am last thursday morning, she is in critical condition. Crying shame, not a good start to her driving career. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Wheres Harry ■■?< Hes gone very quiet I must say, I do hope he is OK. Regards Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:
Wheres Harry ■■?< Hes gone very quiet I must say, I do hope he is OK. Regards Larry.

Wasn’t he going away for a few days Larry with his wife.
Cheers Dave.

Lawrence Dunbar:
Wheres Harry ■■?< Hes gone very quiet I must say, I do hope he is OK. Regards Larry.

Could be at Ascot this week Larry,I’m sure it was “H” riding in the Queens carriage,top hat ect ect oh! and sharing his hip flask with the old Duke !!I’m sure he’ll re-appear shortly and give us a written explanation as to what he’s been getting up to! Cheers Dennis.

Well I do hope so Hes good crack when hes on, & of course a good tipler of the malts, Ive just had couple of Glenmorangies, as Im off to bed now, I have to be up in the morning lots to do so I will start about 7.30, with tea in bed for the dear wife, & then off to the paper shop for some more doom & gloom about the state we are in, But its nice to wake up every morning Eh. Regards Larry.

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Wheres Harry ■■?< Hes gone very quiet I must say, I do hope he is OK. Regards Larry.

Wasn’t he going away for a few days Larry with his wife.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Still in the land of the living Larry, Dave, but off again tomorrow dragging
the old caravan down to York for a few days, will I be able to reverse it on
the pitch when I get there, might have to ask around the site if there are any
artic drivers on holiday who will show me the ropes I might have forgotten
how to do it and if they are only young fellah’s I might just show them how
to tie a dolly as a way of me showing my appreciation for their help, but I’ve
got a sneaky feeling I might just remember how to do it on my own.
thanks harry, long retired.