Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

[animal]

shuttlespanker:

animal:
Ah but" Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional! "

Thanks to Mr Shuttlespanker for this as he has it on the back of his lorry

I would like 44t PMT please dont Mess

fixed that for you dear

it must be your age

Yep well I am old as my kid say

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[dave_the_renegade]

Still got a thatch,but it ain’t curly .

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

Still got a thatch,but it ain’t curly .

Dave you lied to me. You said you was just like your eyeball cards, that is not true, you are much more handsome on your eyeball cards.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Still got a thatch,but it ain’t curly .

hiya,
Bloody hell Dave you’re nearly as bonny as me.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Still got a thatch,but it ain’t curly .

Dave you lied to me. You said you was just like your eyeball cards, that is not true, you are much more handsome on your eyeball cards.

Not allowed to have the beard anymore Norm.She says she ain’t living with a hedge monkey.When she goes on holiday for a week with her family I shall look like Gabby Hayes when she comes back .
Cheers Dave.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Still got a thatch,but it ain’t curly .

hiya,
Bloody hell Dave you’re nearly as bonny as me.
thanks harry long retired.

Bit bonnier now Harry.That was taken 15 months ago after I had lost two stone after having pneumonia.
Back to 16 stone now so looking a bit more than bonny also a whiter thatch .
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

I am in the same position Dave no beard’s allowed and I used to have one most winters when working but it grows white now and it is out of the question as I worked away mostly it was well on its way when I got home but if I miss shaving one day I am reminded several times that I need a shave.
cheers Johnnie

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:
I am in the same position Dave no beard’s allowed and I used to have one most winters when working but it grows white now and it is out of the question as I worked away mostly it was well on its way when I got home but if I miss shaving one day I am reminded several times that I need a shave.
cheers Johnnie

I had a beard for the best part of twenty years Johnnie.But was told several times to shave it off.Did say that shaving brought me out in a rash…got away with it for several years,but got told stick plenty of aftershave on … .
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

i was always told " never cultivate on your face that which grows wild round your bum "

[sammyopisite]

Dave or you have no need to look like a ■■■■ even though you talk like a ■■■■
cheers Johnnie

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Facial hair and me is a big no no if I let my beard grow in a week all you can see
is my nose, have had a go but shaving off all the unwanted bits is too much of a
chew, so I shave the lot head and all, due a head shave tomorrow it’s got to half
an inch long so the Missus will have a go, I prefer it down to the wood, don’t like
looking in the mirror, so I’m happy to just wash the dome with a sponge, job done.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Facial hair and me is a big no no if I let my beard grow in a week all you can see
is my nose, have had a go but shaving off all the unwanted bits is too much of a
chew, so I shave the lot head and all, due a head shave tomorrow it’s got to half
an inch long so the Missus will have a go, I prefer it down to the wood, don’t like
looking in the mirror, so I’m happy to just wash the dome with a sponge, job done.
thanks harry long retired.

Done that as well Harry,very economical with the water.Then been told I look like a thug or a convict.I’m just happy nowadays to take second place alternating with the Dog .
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Facial hair and me is a big no no if I let my beard grow in a week all you can see
is my nose, have had a go but shaving off all the unwanted bits is too much of a
chew, so I shave the lot head and all, due a head shave tomorrow it’s got to half
an inch long so the Missus will have a go, I prefer it down to the wood, don’t like
looking in the mirror, so I’m happy to just wash the dome with a sponge, job done.
thanks harry long retired.

Done that as well Harry,very economical with the water.Then been told I look like a thug or a convict.I’m just happy nowadays to take second place alternating with the Dog .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I’ve been called both and more and still am at times I have had a senior member on here saying I looked like a gangster I did consider taking legal action but I was unable to find two people who would say I did not
cheers Johnnie

[chris_webb]

Well,I go to a German barber over here,rayt good,call him Herr Cut.

Anon

[norman_ingram]

rigsby:
i was always told " never cultivate on your face that which grows wild round your bum "

Ha Dave but you might get confused in your old age, well you might not know which is your head or your tail

[norman_ingram]

Chris Webb:
Well,I go to a German barber over here,rayt good,call him Herr Cut.Hello Chris I have been just looking at you with your flat cap in your photo,thn it looked like you never went near the barber!

Anon

[norman_ingram]

Norman Ingram:

Chris Webb:
Well,I go to a German barber over here,rayt good,call him Herr Cut.Hello Chris I have been just looking at you with your flat cap in your photo,then it looked like you never went near the barber!

Anon

[dave_the_renegade]

Here is something less hairy for whoever wants a cut in it .

[lawrence_dunbar]

Cut it, More like buy it I would say, I used to drive one of these Scammells, same reg. Great wagon to drive & very good on fuel, Plus I like the big fuel tanks, Regards Larry.

[dave_the_renegade]

Here’s a Scammell tipper for you Larry,it still looks capable of of working.
Cheers Dave.