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Well lads you just got married? Just think of poor Harry, he served a apprenticeship before he got the one! that would put up with him, until he became a priceless relic called a retired lorrydriver preserved inside with years of dedication to the art of drinking whisky in front of she that must be obeyed, under the pretents of taking his medicine. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

Norman Ingram:
Well lads you just got married? Just think of poor Harry, he served a apprenticeship before he got the one! that would put up with him, until he became a priceless relic called a retired lorrydriver preserved inside with years of dedication to the art of drinking whisky in front of she that must be obeyed, under the pretents of taking his medicine. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I would think Harry only does the obey bit when it suits him,the same as you Norm.along with a lot of other old sweats on this forum :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave is Harry sloped off somewhere, :unamused: :unamused: I expected a comment or two on the subject we talked about. As for me, being a one woman man! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have always obeyed :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: as long as it suited me :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norman Ingram:
Dave is Harry sloped off somewhere, :unamused: :unamused: I expected a comment or two on the subject we talked about. As for me, being a one woman man! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have always obeyed :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: as long as it suited me :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Hi Norm,
Harry emailed me saying his laptop was playing up,so perhaps he’s slung it in the skip :open_mouth: :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave I think Harry’s problem is he must be dripping whisky on to his laptop, so it gets into his machine. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: or crumbs from his dripping toast. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I do not get that problem for I have mine on a desk and a stand that keeps it cool, I know Harry sit’s with it on his lap,hmm he might over heat it as well! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry’s problem is he must be dripping whisky on to his laptop, so it gets into his machine. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: or crumbs from his dripping toast. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I do not get that problem for I have mine on a desk and a stand that keeps it cool, I know Harry sit’s with it on his lap,hmm he might over heat it as well! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Perhaps he’s set himself on fire Norm with the heat igniting the spirits :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry’s problem is he must be dripping whisky on to his laptop, so it gets into his machine. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: or crumbs from his dripping toast. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I do not get that problem for I have mine on a desk and a stand that keeps it cool, I know Harry sit’s with it on his lap,hmm he might over heat it as well! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Perhaps he’s set himself on fire Norm with the heat igniting the spirits :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

I wonder if a shot like this will “smoke” “H” out Dave? It usually is more than he can tolerate!! Tin hats lads and back into the trenches!! Unless,of course, he’s sunning himself on a beach somewhere!! Cheers Dennis.

Bewick:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry’s problem is he must be dripping whisky on to his laptop, so it gets into his machine. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: or crumbs from his dripping toast. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I do not get that problem for I have mine on a desk and a stand that keeps it cool, I know Harry sit’s with it on his lap,hmm he might over heat it as well! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Perhaps he’s set himself on fire Norm with the heat igniting the spirits :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

I wonder if a shot like this will “smoke” “H” out Dave? It usually is more than he can tolerate!! Tin hats lads and back into the trenches!! Unless,of course, he’s sunning himself on a beach somewhere!! Cheers Dennis.

I see you have been knocking that Albion shunter about Dennis.Shame on you doing that to a good lorry :unamused: :wink: .
Cheers from a careful ex driver.

Dave the Renegade:

Bewick:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry’s problem is he must be dripping whisky on to his laptop, so it gets into his machine. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: or crumbs from his dripping toast. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I do not get that problem for I have mine on a desk and a stand that keeps it cool, I know Harry sit’s with it on his lap,hmm he might over heat it as well! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Perhaps he’s set himself on fire Norm with the heat igniting the spirits :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

I wonder if a shot like this will “smoke” “H” out Dave? It usually is more than he can tolerate!! Tin hats lads and back into the trenches!! Unless,of course, he’s sunning himself on a beach somewhere!! Cheers Dennis.

I see you have been knocking that Albion shunter about Dennis.Shame on you doing that to a good lorry :unamused: :wink: .
Cheers from a careful ex driver.

Page 2 is to far for this thread :wink: .

No Dave, Harry wouldn’t burn or blow his self up, it is only his laptops he seems to destroy. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I think Harry’s problem is he must be dripping whisky on to his laptop, so it gets into his machine. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: or crumbs from his dripping toast. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I do not get that problem for I have mine on a desk and a stand that keeps it cool, I know Harry sit’s with it on his lap,hmm he might over heat it as well! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Perhaps he’s set himself on fire Norm with the heat igniting the spirits :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Come on now Harrys real cool, he drinks proper whiskey, so he is real cool to say the least, he wouldnt drip it , he would only drink it, & ask for more, Im looking forward to seeing him at the Xmas do, Cheers Larry

Lawrence Dunbar:
Come on now Harrys real cool, he drinks proper whiskey, so he is real cool to say the least, he wouldnt drip it , he would only drink it, & ask for more, Im looking forward to seeing him at the Xmas do, Cheers Larry

He is probably out and about doing a bit of busking ready for Christmas.Harry has more than likely got a squeezebox giving them a sing song in Hartlepool :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

Aye its a pity I hadnt know him years ago, Harry & Larry what a team we could have been, Regards Larry

Lawrence Dunbar:
Aye its a pity I hadnt know him years ago, Harry & Larry what a team we could have been, Regards Larry

You two would have eclipsed Laurel & Hardy Larry :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Baa Baa, I think it could have been a kiddies entertainment duo Larry the Lamb & Harry the Horse! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Larry I can liberties, because my old mucker cannot berate me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Baa Baa, I think it could have been a kiddies entertainment duo Larry the Lamb & Harry the Horse! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Larry I can liberties, because my old mucker cannot berate me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Wait until he gets back online Norm,he will give you some stick :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

i’ve just had a sobering thought norman , could you imagine harry and larry double manning a wag and drag loaded with whiskey ? the possibilities are frightening , cheers , dave

rigsby:
i’ve just had a sobering thought norman , could you imagine harry and larry double manning a wag and drag loaded with whiskey ? the possibilities are frightening , cheers , dave

Dave they might need me to assist them to acquire the regular samples en-route :wink:

ANON. :unamused:

The Harry & Larry act, could have been a hit in their day, Harry & Larry of the Glen == Fiddick & Morangie, loved by all the proper Malt drinkers, , PS. Harry hurry up & get your lap top fixed, Cheers Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:
The Harry & Larry act, could have been a hit in their day, Harry & Larry of the Glen == Fiddick & Morangie, loved by all the proper Malt drinkers, , PS. Harry hurry up & get your lap top fixed, Cheers Larry.

I should have said Monarchs of the Glen,